super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via iknow-victoriasecret)

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

(via iknow-victoriasecret)

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

(Source: armadillo, via falsefuckingbeauty)